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Fiery red head needs someone to rekindle her flame

So the Olympics are over and my time of procrastination has come to an end with it. I am back at square one and admittedly still without a purpose in this blog yet I must write on. With this said, I turn my attention in another wayward direction.

Last night I watched the highly news worthy program ‘A Current Affair’. Who couldn’t fall in love with the rich thematic sequences the stories have such as:

“chocolate: eat up the doctors say it’s good for you!” (2 weeks later) “scientists have found a link between chocolate and heart disease” (another 2 weeks later) “good news for all those ‘chocoholics’ out there, new research shows it boosts your metabolism” 

However, I am not here to talk about chocolate. There was a story last night that caught my special attention. Basically in a nut shell Pauline Hanson, former Australian politician, is recently very lonely and on the prowl for love.

Apart from being hilarious, this story made me consider as objectively as I could if one would consider her a catch. I thought long and hard as to how I might sum her up in a profile on rsvp.com or some other online dating service.

‘Fiery red head and political enthusiast seeks a handsome and engaging man to rekindle her old flame… no asians please… caucasians only.’

It seemed simple to work out what her type would be first and foremost. However, one doesn’t need to guess as Ms Hanson never makes any hesitation to let you know exactly what is on her mind.

“I don’t like fat people” She put quite bluntly.

If nothing else, I’m sure she would be a very entertaining date. More than often she has come up with some killer lines that crack me up far better than any professional comedian.

Anyone interested?